Zen Smokey

This year the Marmots will move the karmic energy to the next level, employing all manners of cosmic training to their retinue. At the monthly tailgate BBQ, expect to find resident monk Bret Champoux saddling up to the grill asking Hammer the crucial Zen question: "Can you make me one with everything?"

The Marmots expect to win in the afterlife, too. For further inspiration, check out the Zen Meat Garden.